Wednesday 19 March 2014

212: The Man at the End of the Garden

THE MAN AT THE END OF THE GARDEN (2011, Jago & Litefoot)
Sparkling’s a good word for this. The script sparkles with all the brilliant hallmarks of Jago & Litefoot. There’s very good and convincing acting, a plot that never becomes boring or convoluted, expert direction, and excellent music and sound design from Howard Carter. A strong second story of the series. 9/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/jago-litefoot-series-three-box-set-555
TOMORROW, what time is it, Mr Wolf?

211: Vincent and the Doctor

VINCENT AND THE DOCTOR (2010, Eleventh Doctor & Amy, Doctor Who TV)
It has to be said: nothing actually happens in Vincent and the Doctor. Oh, I know, it’s a “moral and fascinating picture on a mentally diseased man’s mind” or whatever. Yeah, no, it’s not. This has nice moments – I was tickled by the ending – but all in all, is dull. 3/10. 50 words.

BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-Series-Volume-DVD/dp/B003TEGGR0/ref=pd_sim_d_h__2?ie=UTF8&refRID=17FN042QVQA1387HG0RM
NEXT, more Jago & Litefoot...

210: The Curse of Fenric: Movie Version

THE CURSE OF FENRIC: MOVIE VERSION (1989+2003, Seventh Doctor & Ace, Doctor Who TV+DVD)
Brilliant. Extra footage, updated special effects, tighter editing and more music means this is the fullest version of Doctor Who’s most grown-up story, adding a lot of extra drama. Everything just seems more perfect here than in the original, giving a realistic picture of what 80s Who could have been. 10/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-The-Curse-Fenric/dp/B0000AISJ9
NEXT, another story everyone apart from me loves to bits...

Sunday 16 March 2014

209: The Curse of Fenric

THE CURSE OF FENRIC (1989, Seventh Doctor & Ace, Doctor Who TV)
Let’s get the bad stuff out of the way – the editing, effects and lighting could be better. That’s it. That’s all the bad stuff. This is a fabulous tale, playing on ideas of morality and the effects of war, with a good cast, wonderful and deep writing, and great direction. 8/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-The-Curse-Fenric/dp/B0000AISJ9
TOMORROW, The Curse of Fenric gets another review, but this time it's the 2003 'Movie' version compiled by Mark Ayres. Will it be better, the same or worse?

208: Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith

GOODBYE, SARAH JANE SMITH (2010, Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde & Rani, SJA TV)
This is a beautiful script that details with memory loss sensitively and well (with Elisabeth Sladen giving one of her most fabulous performances), but of course this is Sarah Jane, so we have a brilliant CGi stomach and Julie Graham being absolutely great as Ruby White. Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith. 9/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT: http://www.bbcshop.com/science-fiction/the-sarah-jane-adventures-series-4-dvd/invt/bbcdvd3503
NEXT, morality, war, undercurrents, suggestive references, blood, vampires, poison, fingernails, bombs, firing squads, babies, coats, cripples, wheelchairs, Germans, subtext and more...

207: Planet of Fire

PLANET OF FIRE (1984, Fifth Doctor, Peri & Turlough, Doctor Who TV)
This. Is. Awful. Doctor Who’s team went to Lanzarote for no reason. Anthony Ainley’s gives the only good performance in a sea of bad acting. The writing is so, so pointless and boring, there are little to no memorable scenes, Kamelion returns – for no reason – and it’s all depressingly bad. 2/10. 50 words.

BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-Kamelion-Demons-Planet/dp/B002SZQC6Q (though I wouldn't)
NEXT, it's goodbye for Sarah Jane...

Thursday 13 March 2014

206: The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage

THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED COTTAGE (2013, Tenth Doctor & Martha, Doctor Who Prose)
Derek Landy’s work is so marvellously original, mind-boggling and brilliant; he seemed like a natural fit for this series. But is this good? Yes. The characterisation is good, the plot is reduced but enjoyable, and there’re nice peril-y moments. But something feels a bit wrong, and I can’t explain what. 7/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-Mystery-Haunted-Anniversary-ebook/dp/B00CJ1NT8I/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1394738320&sr=8-2&keywords=HAUNTED+COTTAGE
TOMORROW, I have no idea. Some sort of Doctor Who thing

Wednesday 12 March 2014

205: Dead Men's Tales

DEAD MEN’S TALES (2011, Jago & Litefoot)
I wasn’t sure what to think about this after my first listen. Then I realised. While the third season’s opener may lack all of the action and drama of several previous tales, it’s got some fabulous character opportunities, fantastic watery performances and intriguing new villains. All in all, a success. 8/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/jago-litefoot-series-three-box-set-555
TOMORROW, the Tenth Doctor and Martha try to uncover The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage...

204: Attack of the Cybermen

ATTACK OF THE CYBERMEN (1985, Sixth Doctor & Peri, Doctor Who TV)
My my. This is so awful it doesn’t deserve any praise at all. So I won’t give it any. This is tedious and boring. There is little plot. The Doctor and Peri are characterised badly and given nothing to do. The music is terrible, and the Cybermen used terribly. There. 1/10. 50 words.
 
 
NEXT, a new series begins for our favourite Victorian sleuths, with terrifying tales of a dastardly danger down in the Thames...

Monday 10 March 2014

203: Terminus

TERMINUS (1983, Fifth Doctor, Tegan, Nyssa & Turlough, Doctor Who TV)
This is utter trollop, a hundred minutes of bare-minimum sets and unconvincing acting. There is little story, with the Lazar’s disease idea being the only saving grace of what was described in an online review as “four long, gruelling episodes of misery and boredom”, directed atrociously. Never ever watch this. 1/10. 50 words.

Normally I'd give you a "Buy it at" link; Terminus doesn't even deserve that. Oh, and that picture to the right - that's what happened shortly after Janet Fielding and Mark Strickson read the scripts for Terminus.
TOMORROW, the return of an old foe for a new Doctor...

Sunday 9 March 2014

202: Timelash

TIMELASH (1985, Sixth Doctor & Peri, Doctor Who TV)
I was surprised when I watched what’s known as one of the worst Who stories ever – because I like it. Its faults are with its budget – cheap 80s effects and unconvincing puppets – but the story has got some very nice elements (such as the timephasing crystals). All in all, underappreciated. 7/10. 50 words.
 

BUY IT AT http://www.bbcshop.com/Colin-Baker/Doctor-Who-Timelash-DVD/invt/bbcdvd2333
TOMORROW, a companion says goodbye to the Fifth Doctor in the most awful 100 minutes of Doctor Who ever screened...

Saturday 8 March 2014

201: The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith

THE TEMPTATION OF SARAH JANE SMITH (2008, Sarah Jane, Clyde, Luke & Rani, Sarah Jane TV)
This is a delicious concept – temptation, and being able to go to your past and meet your parents before they died, and would you save them? – and it’s acted perfectly by Elisabeth Sladen in particular. The writing’s stellar, and the direction conveys the strong messages of a monumental story. Great. 9/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.bbcshop.com/Childrens/Sarah-Jane-Adventures-The-Complete-2nd-Series-DVD/invt/bbcdvd2919

TOMORROW, a story generally regarded as one of the worst, that I actually like...

Friday 7 March 2014

200: Daleks - Invasion Earth: 2150 A.D.

For my 200th 50-Word Review it's one of my all-time favourite Doctor Who stories in any medium...

DALEKS – INVASION EARTH: 2150 A.D. (1966, Peter Cushing Doctor, Tom, Susan, Louise)
I adore this. It’s gloriously 60s, and full of charm. The Daleks have never looked better, neither have the effects, and Bernard Cribbins is in it! He is absolutely amazing. The sets and locations are all perfectly made and chosen, the direction is tight and the script’s simply divine. Heart-stopping. 10/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/Daleks-Invasion-Earth-2150-A-D/dp/B00BM8W9JY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394213982&sr=8-1&keywords=daleks+invasion+earth+2150ad
TOMORROW, Sarah Jane may be her own worst enemy when she finds herself meeting a face she never thought she'd see again...

199: The Beast of Babylon

THE BEAST OF BABYLON (2013, Ninth Doctor, Doctor Who Prose)
This is… interesting. Perhaps it’s the unfamiliar setting or the Ninth Doctor being with a new companion, but this feels like it’s on the way to being a Doctor Who story, but not there yet. The Doctor’s written well, and the writing style’s nice, but this ultimately is a miss.4/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/11-Doctors-stories-Doctor-Who/dp/0141348941/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1387997125&sr=1-1&keywords=11+doctors+11+stories
NEXT, it's a special time, people. It's the 200th 50-Word Review!!! Hurray!!!

Wednesday 5 March 2014

198: The Ruthven Inheritance

THE RUTHVEN INHERITANCE (2011, Jago & Litefoot)
Featuring a fabulous script, excellent sound design, sparse music and amazing performances from all involved, The Ruthven Inheritance is a winner. Its subject matter – evolution - plays out in unexpected ways and this is the first ‘edge of your seat’, chilling play in the series. A triumph. With great sound design. 9/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/jago-litefoot-series-two-box-set-559
TOMORROW, the 199th 50-word review is another step sideways, with the second Peter Cushing film reviewed in 50 words...

197: The Discovery

THE DISCOVERY (2013, Wolfblood)
It’s the end… but the moment has been prepared for. This is Debbie Moon’s finest script yet, really playing with your emotions. The performances from all of the cast have never been better, and Matthew Evans’ direction is superb (so glad he’s back for Series 3). Very highly recommended story. 9/10. 50 words.
 

NEXT, Jago & Litefoot face a foe a bit less human than he might appear in The Ruthven Inheritance...
FOR THE PICTURE for today's review, I wasn't sure what to do. Maybe a picture of that fabulous little hill, with the sun shining, as seen right at the end of the episode? Maybe a Maddian picture? But no. Then I realised. I realised it was about to time to get a picture of the real star of Wolfblood. So without further ado:


























196: Dr. Who and the Daleks

DR. WHO AND THE DALEKS (1965, Peter
Cushing Doctor, Susan, Ian, Barbara)
Introducing a unique new format for the show, this movie benefits from its eye-catching sets, gorgeous retro feel and intelligent script. Perhaps too much action is crammed into its running time, but Peter Cushing’s present, and he’s fabulous! So much could’ve been at risk here, but it pays off perfectly. 8/10. 50 words.


BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/Who-And-The-Daleks-DVD/dp/B00BMMHGBQ/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1394047184&sr=8-5&keywords=DR.+WHO+AND+THE+DALEKS
NEXT, the end of an era, as Maddy and her family's safety becomes compromised in Wolfblood...

Sunday 2 March 2014

195: The Invasion of Time

THE INVASION OF TIME (1978, Fourth Doctor & Leela, Doctor Who TV)
Heralded as something awful, this is in fact a great story. To me at least. Making good use of the Gallifrey sets from The Deadly Assassin, this story’s filled with great ideas – the Gallifreyan outcasts, the Doctor being evil, the Vardans moving on wavelengths. And Derek Deadman is very Sontaran-like. 9/10. 50 words.

BUY IT AT http://www.bbcshop.com/doctor-who-dvds/doctor-who-the-invasion-of-time-dvd/invt/bbcdvd2586
TOMORROW, we take a side-step into new territory, a new Doctor, new companions, a new TARDIS, but the same old Daleks...

194: The Vault of Secrets

THE VAULT OF SECRETS (2010, Sarah Jane, Clyde & Rani, Sarah Jane TV)
A confident story, this has a slightly uneven tone which adds to its awesomeness –comedy one minute (BURPSS indeed), and peril the next. Mina Anwar is perfect handling the comedy, and Elisabeth Sladen’s great with the peril. Sets and lighting are perfect in a good story. And Androvax is amazing. 9/10. 50 words.

BUY IT AT http://www.bbcshop.com/sarah-jane/the-sarah-jane-adventures-series-1-5-box-set-dvd/invt/bbcdvd3604
NEXT, my fourth and final Classic Sontaran review, and the Doctor's not as nice as you think...

193: The Time Warrior

THE TIME WARRIOR (1973-4, Third Doctor & Sarah Jane, Doctor Who TV)
The introduction of the Sontarans – one of the series’ finest alien races – comes in a story which begins well, droops in the middle – understandable, as Robert Holmes despised historicals– and comes back at the end. There’s many memorable moments, good locations, and the fabulous Elisabeth Sladen, in a good story. 7/10. 50 words.




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NEXT, Sarah Jane faces an old enemy... returned! But make sure you don't burp...

192: Spore

SPORE (2013, Eighth Doctor, Doctor Who Prose)
The DWM review of this remarked that it could credibly be part of the series that would follow the TV movie. I agree. But as I hate Philip Segal’s plans for the series, this doesn’t feel great – it’s dark. However, the Doctor’s characterised perfectly and the central idea is good. 6/10. 50 words.

BUY IT AT http://www.amazon.co.uk/11-Doctors-stories-Doctor-Who/dp/0141348941/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1387997125&sr=1-1&keywords=11+doctors+11+stories
NEXT, the introduction of a brand new foe and a brand new friend for the Third Doctor...